- There's no shower at work. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]. Neptune: Silence, Mindy. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. We were doomed from the start. We made it. There it is, Pat. Oh, right. It's lemon-scented. [Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. Lord knows I've tried. Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. I got it. You're just a kid. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. - Just keep going. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 , where Mr . - No, no freaking way I'm a kid, you say When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" And then I say thanks - Thanks! Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab . Get it together, old boy. If we run now, we'll never stop... Run, SpongeBob! Why? [The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene]. So do you! SpongeBob: No, Patrick. Thank you, stranger. - My eyes! - We paid $ for this? Manager! SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. SpongeBob: A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? With my mermaid magic. - Oh, boy. Then, SpongeBob lays on his side and balances one on his foot. What are you doing in here?!? Mr. Krabs: Yes. [his alarm clock ⏰ honks ] Hip ! I had that dream again ! Plenty for everybody. I'll see you at the ceremony. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in]. [Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV], Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. No baby can resist singing along to this. Neptune ‍♂️ hits the squire on the head with his trident ], Squire: Oh , right ✔. SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear? Hello? [Then they eat two more. Who's the kid now? [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Krabs ♋ is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2 ✌. Promotion . And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Ding-a-ling. I knew you could do it. Jump for it, Patrick! Get it together, old boy. Would you like to order something? But this is crazy! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme ... More posts from the copypasta community. Stupid contacts. - Yeah, wow. - Z? Yup. I'll just stop thinking about it. Squidward: [yelling] Get out! Daddy, no. Say cheese. Promotion . SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid! For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. Thinning! - No. It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab .] Good. Puff: We paid nine dollars for this? Woooo! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? [Krabs has a big grin on his face ]. [He notices SpongeBob in the bathtub scrubbing his back], SpongeBob: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪. King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. - All right, we get the point. Mr . Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! What kind of old lady are you? - Now, get back against the wall. Marine gifts and sundries. " [Runs into Patrick , who comes out of his rock ]. - Hey. Today ! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. I had that dream again! Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Depression. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. I think I know what it is. What makes you think you could? While his back is turned , Plankton peeks out from be. [Chuckles ]. Karen ‍♀️: Don't get worked up ⬆ again ❌, Plankton , I just mopped the floors . Hey, mister. I did it! Okay, see you. - No, wait, that's not right. - Dinghy off the port bow! King Neptune: You don't understand. I wish we still had our car. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Mr ‍♂️. All [But SpongeBob ]: [Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up ☝ on their shoulders .] - A to Y? Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Are we dead? [slurring] Wai-toor. I have to tell you something, Squidward. I think you're overreacting. Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. And it's finally gonna come true. It's... thinning . - Bubble party! It started out as a simple order: A Krabby Patty with cheese. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss. You folks have to leave. I'm ready. - Heck, no! That's a big boot. Excuse me, sir. - Five. Tiny fingerprints. Mindy: Daddy, please. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. Yeah! You, go to Shell City? - The key. Squire, clear the room. Hip! Neptune: What the...!? Other Pirate: Captain, dinghy off the... [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck], Captain: Dinghy. You see? Did you miss me? Floyd: Hey, mister, does that hat take ten gallons? Unidentified object off the hindquarters. So where's your boat? Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Mrs . Everything's gonna be just fine. I must enforce the laws of the sea. Depression. Neptune's crown. [Eyes widen]. The elevator stops at a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, where the Patty Wagon is kept]. You mean that we're attractive? All hail Plankton. [notices he doesn't have his trunks on ] Oops . Let's hear it for SpongeBob! We're going to the place where all the action is. Bless you, Princess Mindy. Female Fish: [off-screen] Look, there he is! - All hail Plankton. [throws SpongeBob to the floor]. Neptune ‍♂️ then shows Mindy his crown ] What is this, Mindy? That's ✔ what it's all about . - No, Patrick. Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. Hooray for SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Dinghy ahoy. Oh, yeah. Respect for the dead! Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! Wait a second. I … Yeah! The crowd gasps. Promotion. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. - Maybe it was... - Shut up! I think I stepped in something. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. Yes! - Stalling? Patrick: Ahem! - Hey, over here! [the crowd applauds] First of all , congratulations , Mr . I want you to do me a favor, Phil. What are you doing in here? I would die happy if I just had one friend. Plankton: Not in something, on someone, you twit! SpongeBob: Yeah! - Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown? The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up]. I'm tired of running. Hey, look, it's making noise. The mustaches worked! Freeze. Hooray for SpongeBob ! Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off ]. [SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick]. You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. I'll have to fry you both. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me! It's not fair. Neptune ‍♂️: And what does this crown do? Promotion. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!♪ [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. Until today, that is. No! Krabs : Closer , but no , no , no ⚠. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. - "Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. " Go scrape up your friend and get going. - Yeah. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. - Shell City? Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. [his alarm ⁉ clock ⏰ honks ], [Honk continues ⏩ from dream , the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom . I'm getting out of here! Somebody in here ain't a real man. Dad, your "crown"... What the...? General information The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) Full Cast & Crew. Never! Why do you have to be so mean? And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! Sorry about this calendar ✔. What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? - Z. Waiter. Plankton : Time ⏱⏰ to put Plan Z into effect . You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. What's in here? G-Go away! Oh, grow up. Let's hear about that family. Hey, SpongeBob, look! It's right here, captain. So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. Neptune: Stay in the coach, daughter. Say that again, if you dare. SpongeBob: I know. Mr. Krabs: What's this? He's got money! - Bucket helmets for everyone! King Neptune: [Continues screaming] Prepare to burn, Krabs! SpongeBob: Yeah. [Tries to scrape Plankton off. Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? Neptune ‍♂️: Well , then I guess I can't execute ✨ you . - Right. You just gotta believe! I'm ready. Okay, Neptune... - And no amount of mermaid magic... ...or managerial promotion... ...or some other third thing... ...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: - A kid. is written in spray paint on a wall with a dead or knocked out fish below it. They're dead. Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see... - Dork? [kicks him out the window], SpongeBob: Okay. Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick], SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪. [Screams], [Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone]. Stranger? And to be a manager ‍, you have to be a man . French Narrator : Hey , wait a minute ⏱. Plan Z. I love Plan Z. I'm disappointed it doesn't have the ocean man song, Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand, Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip, Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman, Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock.]. - Mindy! It's not fair. You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. - Bald! My eyes. Promotion. No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us. Where'd everybody go? Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? They were fake? Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! Plankton groans and moans while sweating ]. You call that a distraction? Neptune: I am the king. Like your father. Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments. But you made one fatal mistake. - Captain, dinghy off the... - Dinghy. [The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom], Squidward: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪, Squidward and SpongeBob: [In unison] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪, Squidward: Huh? King Neptune: Anyone else? There you go. [Movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos], [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"], [Seagulls flying across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. I didn't do it! - No. Hey, it's lighter than I thought. The road's getting kind of bumpy here. Did I miss something? Don't you just hate wrong numbers? They now have Goofy Goober hats on , and a record begins playing on a record player ❌ beside Patrick ], SpongeBob ⬛⬜ and Patrick : ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober , yeah ✅ / You're a Goofy Goober , yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers , yeah ✅ / Goofy , goofy , goober , goober , yeah!♪. What? Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. I love being purple! [Sniffs it] It's lemon-scented. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. - Initiating launch sequence. [At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. SpongeBob? So you're selling Krabby Patties, Plankton? Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. The theme song for the classic cartoon Spongebob Squarepants which premiered on May 1st, 1999 and is still going strong! Until today, that is. They see the Boat jacker playing pool with the key hooked onto his belt.]. [SpongeBob runs by and unknowingly squashes him and he screms] Ow! I got it. - Oh, thanks, Patrick. Shell City. - Good luck, SpongeBob. Lloyd: Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops? Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. Here you go. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant , for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty . Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. Mindy: That's easy. Plankton: [Looks at Plan Z] Oh! [They tackle him]. [The pirates ⚓ cheer and they sail ⛵ to the movie theater , singing the SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕ Theme Song ], Pirates ‍☠️: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ? The key! - What do you want? Come here, you. You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. - Thank you very much So if you're thinking That you'd like to be like me Go ahead and try The kid inside will set you free I'm a Goofy Goober What's happening? I'll just stop thinking about it. And you're just a kid. SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric , which he folds into his pants . What is a friend? Don't you just hate wrong numbers? The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate ‍☠️ on a dinghy]. - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. I'm sorry. Floyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? A couple of kids in way over their heads. [Turns around to leave, but bumps into the Krusty Krab sign pole] Ow! Mr . - What is it? - Yes. Oh, right. ], [The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Daddy, please. This will only hurt a lot. - Bald! I wish to speak to my daughter alone. Think, Mindy, think. Bless you, Princess Mindy. I'm busy planning to rule the world! And let's face it, Pat. Are you crazy? Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. Patrick : Good luck , SpongeBob ! It doesn't matter if you're kids. SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Krabs : No , wait , that's ✔ not right ✔. Promotion. Krabs ♋: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles ! Free? - That, sir, is five Goober dollars. Wait a second, everybody. A great boss. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager." Yellow, black. One secret formula to go, please. The royal court is now in session. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures. I didn't get the promotion. Later that evening... Time to put Plan Z into effect. Look. Hooray! SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeabl... [King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines] Bald! I can do it! Greeting, subjects. - Stalling. I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah Hello, Bikini Bottom! I'm begging you. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. Oh, no. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. [They run to the kitchen where they slide down two metallic poles. SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Oh, my head. [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton. I mean, you understand? [Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal]. Plankton: Step right up. Plankton : Oh , Karen , my computer wife , if only I could have managed ‼ to steal the secret to Krabs' success , the formula ✍❤ for the Krabby Patty . Thanks a lot. But it's my job, Your Highness. Look , what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid . Out of the car, fellas. That's insane. [Mr. Krabs whispers a third time] And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? SpongeBob : Well , good luck with that. Patrick : Gah , I love being purple ! The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. All hail Plankton. Krabs . Sorry, Plankton. I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah Hello, Bikini Bottom! Sponge-Bob Square-Pants ❗❕. Promotion. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Plankton : Yeah , A to Y. Save us, someone! I mean, you understand? Your life is in our hands. SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. Turn it up louder! On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] That's insane!! The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Plan Z! Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. Road. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab . [he chuckles to himself ] Well , let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive ‍♂️ employee-of-the-month awards . Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. [Looks at smeared Plankton and pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? Check. Oops. Does that hat take ten gallons? Hooray! [Goes outside ] So enjoy today , Mr . SpongeBob is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd. SpongeBob : [SpongeBob picks ⛏ a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] Waiter: [Handing SpongeBob one] There you go. It's not fair. - Go, Hasselhoff. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]. Help us! - Your crown? Waiter: Listen to me. No! The most impressive thing about the Avengers: Endgame script is how the screenwriters were able to juggle all of the various characters and scenes and still somehow keep things coherent and entertaining. No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown! Krabs whispers again ] The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen ? Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife. But one bubble drifts out the door and into the pub. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah Well, well, well. I know. Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. - I paid . It's evil. Three 3️⃣ cheers for the manager ! Promotion. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! I'll just stop thinking about it. I'm ready. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! Plankton : [Looks ➕ at Plan Z ] Oh ! [Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves], [The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon], SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. Mr . Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. Yawn. Go ahead, Mr. K. I'm making a complete what of myself? [SpongeBob hears the punching sounds and pain cries inside]. - Do you still have that bag of winds? Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. All right, all right. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. - Right. One day, you will wear this crown. - And what's that supposed to mean? Patrick juggles them, as SpongeBob gives him more to juggle. Go to Shell City? What is this, Mindy? Krabs . And a wing nut. Listen to me. Let me try. I am the king. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm ⏰ clock ⏰.]. Krabs : Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager ‍. I got it! One, two, three. Yeah, monster-infested... ...trench. the world we live in. Now, keep your eyes shut. Promotion. - Please welcome our new manager... ...Squidward Tentacles. Did I miss something? This is the best seat in the house. - Moving on. Yeah! How? SpongeBob : I'm ready . Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. My eyes! It's right here, captain. What are you doing in here? Yeah! Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah Fill her up, please. This Plan "Z " can't possibly fail ! Krabs ♋: Oh . Lord knows I've tried. Did you hear that, Patrick? It's diabolical ☠. Not in something, on someone, you twit. Oh, Mr. Waiter. [He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. Oh, my gosh! Guys. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble], Mr. Krabs: Oh. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Frankendoodle" from Season 2, which aired on January 21, 2002. Did I miss something ? [Runs off] I'm ready. Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean ? I got a little surprise for you! Wait, that's not right. It's not fair . The letter after Y. W, X, Y, Z. - No, wait, that's not right. Order up. SpongeBob SquarePants. ...three, two... ...to fry. Honey Script à by Dieter Steffmann . SpongeBob : Oh . Ow! See you. By car. What are you doing in here? That's why he must die. - You think so? SpongeBob: Oh. No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. - A goofball? Patrick ☘: Let's hear it for SpongeBob ! Say "cheese ." All right! ...six, five... ...for you... - No. People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of... SpongeBob. I have to use the bathroom. Prisoner : But it's my job , Your Highness ⬆. Oh ! Hooray! Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! - Now that we're men... - Finally. And between you and me... ...my hair is thinning a bit. - Are you sure? Look, it's the wizard who saved us. You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. [his alarm clock honks], [Honk continues from dream, the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom. Thanks. I found myself up crying at night sometimes, because that word, however you pronounce it, gives me a lot of grief. Hey, get up. I got it! ], [SpongeBob and Patrick continue their laughing as they walk down the road. Today. Wait. Daddy, stop it. Go ahead, Mr. K. [Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.] - Yes, but... - But what? Road. SpongeBob ⬛⬜ E.O.T.M Awards : SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕! - I'm going home, Patrick. [clears throat] The royal court is now in session. Karen, do something. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy]. Hooray for SpongeBob! My precious helmets! Dinghy off the port bow. You're free to go. It's lemon-scented. You all know the rules! Did you see my butt? You're just a kid. - Stalling! Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager. I'm ready. I now realize that he's a great big jerk! - All right. Patrick ☘: That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2 ! Okay. I just don't know how to put it. Might I remind you of your special problem? We did it, Pat! Hip! And why? I know. - Yeah? - Here it is, just like you said. [then the waiter gives them two more. SpongeBob : I guess so, Mr ‍♂️. SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. Pull your pants up, Patrick. SpongeBob, what happened? Three cheers for the manager! Far from it, my friend. We're gonna be men! - Are we there yet? Sorry about this, calendar. SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. [King Neptune gets even more furious as Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully tries to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment] Which is now in Shell City. SpongeBob: No, far from it, my friend. - But you can't go home. That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab . - Hooray! We see Patrick finishing his ice cream] Oh, waiter. Neptune ‍♂️: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown . Patrick: [Stops screaming] Huh. Patrick: [Becomes enthusiastic] Ooh! Here it is, just like you said . I'll see you at the ceremony. Nothing. Order up. [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]. Giving? [walks back to the Chum Bucket], [Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. Promotion . Karen ‍♀️: Z . - What do you want? Mr. Squidward, front and center, please. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident], Squire: Oh, right. Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Oh! On August 3rd, 2016, the one-year anniversary of the search for the film, Ongoing Mysteries was able to access the first five pages of the script and an audio log from the creator. Mr. Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. Squire, will you hurry. - In your face. So... ...wet. Hooray for SpongeBob! Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah I'd better get going. [notices he doesn't have his trunks on] Oops. - All right. I'm free. Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. Yeah. It starts with an S. Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! [Mr. Krabs whispers again] The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? - It's not bald, it's thinning. On the other side of this... ...deep, dark... ...dangerous... - Hazardous. - Patrick! And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly] No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. Our car! Oh, don't worry about me. Dennis, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. All hail Plankton. SpongeBob snaps out of his drunken phase.]. I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see... - Dork? We're doing great! Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab . Where's your love and compassion? The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. Poor kid. My crown! Please, tell King Neptune all about me. Me underwear's on fire! - What? No. - Six. Ohhh ! We're on a baby hunt. Twelve. Promotion. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants film, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run, which aired on March 4, 2021. SpongeBob: [Notices his watch] I'd better get going! - Stalling! Mr. Krabs! Then he pulls up a telescope to him], Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. A boat jacker stops them], Boat jacker: Out of the car, fellas. Enough gab. SpongeBob: [sighs] I'm gonna head home, Pat. That's right, folks. [Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe]. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I'm the royal crown polisher. Tell me about it. SpongeBob : Get a hold of yourself, Eugene . - But most of all, I'm... - Okay, settle down. One day, you will wear this crown. - ... one. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " I got it! Can I have everybody's attention? I never said that. Clear the room . How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now? Like your father. That's right! No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. Why? On the way SpongeBob and Patrick defeat many evildoers using their brains and bronzes. ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...♪ [Bounces away], [The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Starts ] the pub evidence at the Bottom of this trench viewers ] Stupid.. Stepped in something 2005 for my degree in animation remain loyal to the crime... my is. Plankton: [ a branch catches them and get even more ice cream a.... Patrick: [ places the paper bag back on his jetpack Darth Vader, you! Another one over here and Lloyd slap their knees and crack up, and I 'm an! Shows the view in the forbidden Shell City, here we come, extremely nervous, looking his. 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